I Want a President Who Knows Where I Live

I Want a President Who Knows Where I Live

by:

John McCullough

©2008

I want a president who knows where I live

I have been to the White House

Turnabout is fair play

I want a president who has driven a truck for a living

I want a president with splinters in his fingers, calluses on his hands and blisters on his feet

I want a president who has lived in a mobile home

I want a president who has been divorced at least once, and has paid child support, and/or missed a payment and spent a night in jail

I want the president who rigged the elections in 2000 and 2004 to go to prison

I want a president who has been homeless

I want a president who has been to a rock show and can’t remember a majority of it

I want a president who has had a DUI

I want a president who smokes too much

I want a president with AIDS

I want a president who has been in a mental institution

I want a president who knows where I live