Love Is Like a Toaster

By the time your smell it, you're already toast!

Greatest joke ever

Teacher says: Every time you hear a firework going off, a redneck loses his thumb
John McCullough, Jr. 12-31-08

Perspectives

Optimimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Realist: Broken glass is a major source of tetanus
Existentialist: The glass is
Suvivalist: The next World War will be fought over drinking water
Pretentious: You can not refer to a plastic tumbler as a glass

Critical Mass

The brightest star in the universe, started out as a cloud of dust, not unlike that which you might see, in your rearview mirror, driving down a gravel road.